Nate & I's conversation earlier this evening:
Nate: Mom, can you watch Rosie while I go to the bathroom?
Nate: Be careful, she's a bear!
Me (trying to be the cool mom and play along): Oooo, can she hurt me really bad?!
Nate (turning around looking extremely perplexed and serious): Mom, she's a stuffed bear. She's not real. She won't hurt you.